so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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