Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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