thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Panties = found
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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