shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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