you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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