Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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