i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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