I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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