I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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