i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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