Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
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