Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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