This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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