I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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