She just used a chaser for red wine.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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