There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
