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Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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