yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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