is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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