She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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