So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Houston, we have a squirter
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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