fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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