I cockslap morals
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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