i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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