every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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