it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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