I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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