she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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