I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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