the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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