Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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