so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Green mimosas i think yes
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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