Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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