I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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