No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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