i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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