in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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