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Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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