Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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