Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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