Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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