like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize