And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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