i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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