Dual....:-)
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Randomize
