Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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