oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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