I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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