My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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