ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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