It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
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