No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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