if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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