just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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