Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
